Gold???

So Sean (Fortier, of course) told a parablette in class the other day.
This guy is about to die, and he asks his son to hand him a briefcase from the front closet. So the son goes and gets it, and returns with it. The old fart grabs onto it, and croaks.
He gets to heaven, and he's proudly holding on the his suitcase. And St Peter asks,
"What you got there?"
And he says, "All the gold I could bring with me."
And Peter says, (in a thick Jewish accent) "What, you think we need more pavestone up here?"


That I may not bring glory to myself:
Di tutte le cose ho fatto torto nella mia vita, dalla tolleranza del Dio che ho fatto correttamente UNA cosa.
So dove metto la mia pietra- sulla strada ad un regno più magnifico!!!Grazie, il mio Dio.