Funniest Song Ever!

Spring is here, spring is here!
Life is skittles and life is beer!
I think the lovliest time of the year is spring,
Don't you?
Of course you do!

But there is one thing that makes spring complete for me
and makes every Sunday a treat for me:

All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon
when we're poinsoning pidgeons in the park.

Every sunday you'll see
my sweetheart and me
as we're poisoning pidgeons in the park!

when they see us coming
the birdies try and hide-
but they still go for peanuts
when coated with cyanide.

the sun shining bright
every thing seems all right when
we're poinsoning pidgeons in the park

we've gained notoriety
and caused much anxiety
in the audoubon society
with our games
they call it impiety
and lack of propriety
and quite a variety
of unpleasant names!

but it's not against any religion
to want to dispose of a pidgeon

sooooo
if sunday you're free
then why dont you come with me
and we'll poinson the pidgeons in the park!

and maybe we'll do-in
a squirrel or two
as we poison the pidgeons in the park

we'll murder them all
in laughter and merriment
exept for the few we
take home and expiriment


my pulse will be quickenin'
with each drop of strychnin'
that we feed to the pidgeon
it just takes a smidgen
to feed to the pidgeons in the park